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*Not Dead*

2015-04-07 20:28:07 by Reztak

I'm not dead guys. I don't know why, but some strange people stuffed me in a sack and buried me in a hole. I'm okay now, but my eyes have been replaced with X's, so it's a little ahrd to see. I'm still making music, though, so be sure to check out all this music I made.


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2015-04-07 21:14:49

I specialize in ocular replacement surgery. Would you like a new set of eyes?

Reztak responds:

Nah, I'm good. I'm poor, so I'd probably have to get my eyes ripped out right after the surgery. #Toofar


2015-04-07 23:37:52

I'm not interested in money. Let me know when you're ready.

Reztak responds:

I'm ready. Meet you somewhere at some time, I guess.