Total Medals Earned: 222 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,965 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/280 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Congratulations! You get 10 out of 10!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 career points
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Complete all 30 levels
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/220 points)
Visit the Museum
Collected your first BOOT
Collect 100 boots
Get all four diggers into the pub
Dig up Edward Cartwright's POWER LOOM
Dig up the green ET Atari cart
Collect 1000 boots
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Manage to trap yourself
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Medals Earned: 3/19 (15/300 points)
Complete level 3
Complete level 6
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 16
Complete level 18
Complete level 26
Complete level 22
Complete level 12
Complete level 20
Complete level 24
Complete level 14
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 16/22 (325/490 points)
Collect 3 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 500 meters in a single run.
Die for the first time.
Die sliding.
Die while Super Energy Orb boost is active.
Hit a Super Energy Orb.
Jump on top of the pixel volcano.
Collect 10 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Hit 10 Super Energy Orbs.
Reach 1000 meters in a single run.
Hit 3 Super Energy Orbs in a single run.
Collect 30 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 3000 meters in a single run.
Slide a total of 2000 meters.
360 seconds air time.
Find the Red Energy Orb.
Break your own record 3 times.
Reach the ceiling 10 times during a single run.
Maintain a speed of 35 m/s for 10 seconds.
Reach a speed of 80 m/s.
Run a total of 30000 meters.
Hit 50 Super Energy Orbs.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/240 points)
Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Find 3 "golden orb" rooms
Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)
Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop
Earn all 5 totems
Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
well! what is it!
prostration
well! what it is!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf